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Let's hear some stories... ROAD TRIP - 2004/12/20 21:07
This one time... at the TKE house... my big brother drug me, my twin brother and another of our pledge brothers off the couch, away from our saved by the bell reruns, all the way to U of H's toga party. We cruised Houston looking for sheets to make togas out of as they wouldn't let us in without them. I hadn't slept in about 2 weeks and the only solid food I'd had that day was a cigarette butt that found it's way into my beer (while watching SBT . I was not in top form. Between the start of the party and midnite I had consumed about a 12 pack and at least a dozen jello shots (the kind that take the enamel off of teeth). Around midnite we were told it was time for 'bat races'. This might not have been a good idea, but good ideas seemed to be in short supply at the moment so Team OK rose to the challenge. We dominated, and also gave the event an NC-17 rating. Between running the length of their volleyball court and spinning around the bat 10 times my toga got wrapped around my body under my armpits (real TeKEs in togas go commando, at least that's what they told me). There's nothing funnier than a drunk guy in a dead sprint with a sheet wrapped around his chest and Li'l Willy flapping in the breeze, unless you're that guy. My big bro was running anchor and dove through the finish line ending up in a chainlink fence with thorn bushes growing up through it. We were half a lap ahead when he did this. If U of H still throws these sexy parties I highly advise you to get a piece of this action. It ranked up there with some of OKs greatest hits and misses.
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